My husband thought it would be funny to give the kids water pistols so that they could squirt Mommy. Yeah, 'cause I can't HEAR him outside telling them how to fill the guns, showing Will how to pull the trigger, and telling them to wait at the front of his truck for me to come around the side of the trailer so that they could "GET ME"!!!
So like my kids. Bringing a water-pistol to a HOSE fight.