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Thursday, February 26, 2009

My little pervert

When the kids were born, we opened 529 plans for them.

If Maggie wants to go to college, we should have her education paid for by the year 2022.

With Will, we joke about not saving for college, but his first bail payment.

Yesterday, I went to pick him up at daycare & Miss Amanda pulls me aside & says, "Oh. wait til you hear what William said to me today." Miss Amanda is maybe 24 years old, stands at around 5'4" and weighs maybe maybe 98 lbs. She's really cute & always in a good mood.

Amanda was straightening up the puzzles and was slightly bent at the waist since the shelves are at "kid-height". William comes up behind her, pokes her in the rear-end and says, "you have a cute butt." She laughed, thinking maybe she heard him wrong and asked him "What did you say?" He laughs back at her & says "You have a cute butt."

She thought it was funny, but I guess I have to stop grabbing his adorable little butt cheeks after bath time and telling him that he has a cute butt.

Friday, February 13, 2009


I'm so sick. I started feeling a little squinky yesterday afternoon. FREEZING cold, lightheaded, coughing, did I mention COLD? Seriously, I could NOT get warm. I spent most of yesterday afternoon, huddled in my "work-sweater" bitching about how cold I was.

So last night I ordered hot wings for Joe & chicken fingers for the kids. After I cut the kids meat, I took a shot of Nyquil and went to bed. I went upstairs at 8:00, put on a thermal t-shirt, sweatpants, fuzzy socks, 6 layers of blankets, turned on Survivor, watched the 1st 15 minutes of it, turned the t.v. off, and slept until 5:45 this morning. You know what? I don't feel better today. I keep getting this weird electric-crampy-shooting-stabby pain in my temples. Maybe it's a tumor. (It's NOT a tumor!!) my joints ache, even my skin hurts. Is this the flu? I've never had the flu. I'm not puking, no diarrhea, my glands don't feel swollen, but every time I eat something, the back of my jaws gets that strange, "I just bit something sour" feeling. I'm eating blueberry Jello right now, doesn't get much more "not-sour" than that.

We were supposed to go to the Scottish-Irish Music Festival and Fair tonight at Valley Forge Convention Center tonight (Fish & Chips!!!) but I don't think I'm going to make it. Joe may still take Maggie, but I think Will & I are going to be homebodies.

I feel so crappy that I just might bug out of work early today.