Joe sent me this joke & I had to share.....
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
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6 comments:
Too funny!
I laughed audibly!!! Maybe your counter should have been, "Maybe you should have been treating your penis with some toilet paper!"
~Jef
Doh! How many of his teeth hit the floor? ;o)
This was soooooooo funny - I should have seen that coming, but I didn't - so cute!!
Hope you are good Cat - nice to see you today. Hope you've had a good Valentine's Day - see you soon. Kellan
I laughed out loud!! Ace
LMAO!
Of course, J would've required therapy as well!
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