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Friday, February 08, 2008

Two posts in one day! It's a freakin' lenten miracle

Joe sent me this joke & I had to share.....


Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.


Christy said...

Too funny!

Edge said...

I laughed audibly!!! Maybe your counter should have been, "Maybe you should have been treating your penis with some toilet paper!"


Katrina said...

Doh! How many of his teeth hit the floor? ;o)

Kellan said...

This was soooooooo funny - I should have seen that coming, but I didn't - so cute!!

Hope you are good Cat - nice to see you today. Hope you've had a good Valentine's Day - see you soon. Kellan

Em said...

I laughed out loud!! Ace

S said...

Of course, J would've required therapy as well!